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Uncle Melon's Christmas Spectacular 2001 A Special Christmas Message One of our faithful visitors got to Uncle Melon by typing "grandma beastiality" into the Google search engine. Unfortunately, we didn't have any grandma beastiality on our site. But we aim to please. By popular demand an Uncle Melon Christmas Carol: Grandma Got Bent Over by a Reindeer Grandma got bent over by a reindeer Going home from our house Christmas Eve! Prancer splattered Grandma with his fawn juice While Rudolph plowed a passage in her rear!!! Uncle Melon's Favorite Holiday Videos The Little Hummer Boy Frosty the Blowman Santa Claus is Cumming In Tom Anything by Charles Dickins Its A Wonderful Alternative Life Miracle on 39th Street: A Female Hooker! If I Was Charlie Brown Christmas Special   Charlie Brown, that's not the spirit of Christmas. Gifts Under 50 Dollars!! Only available at the Uncle Melon Gift Shop Henry "the Kiss" Bobble Head Doll Back in the late 60's, Henry "the Kiss" Kissinger was Washington's most eligible bachelor. This facsimile of a now extremely rare doll is available for a short time only. Groovy! New for Xmas 2001!! Afghani Girls Gone Wild! You've fantasized about them while watching CNN. You've watched countless hours of MSNBC when you're usually drooling to those hot mamacitas on the spanish channel. You've even watched a couple of minutes of FoxNews during the commercials of the Man Show. Stop wasting your time and order 90 minutes of uncensored mayhem! An Uncle Melon exclusive! Stolen from the Opie and Anthony Show! An Uncle Melon Christmas Spectacular Bonus Hey, in the begining we all could relate to Charlie Brown. He was a loser just like us. But after the 10th time that bitch pulled the football away, I think we can all agree that Charlie was an asshole and Lucy deserved a swift kick in the...   It's up! It's good! Merry Christmas!!! Ready for more? How about Uncle Melon's Christmas Spectacular 2002!!! Copyright © UncleMelon.com