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 Ted Williams Head The Splendid Splinter's Noggin in a jar! Keep him in your freezer, take him to the beach in a cooler, thaw him out and play bocce with him. Now THAT's brisk, baby! Yours for: $250,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire rookie card!!!  Lance Armstrong's Cancerous Nut Here's the part of the champion that didn't log all those miles the last few years. Instead, it's been nicely maintained in this egg cup by a savvy collector. While not functional, this teste makes a great conversation piece. Just keep it away from the dog! Yours for: $4,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire rookie card!!!  Troy Aikman's Brain He really can't use it so why not make a few bucks? We labeled all of the concussions for you. Who can forget Jan.24, 1994? When asked by medical personnel where the Super Bowl was being played, Troy replied, "Henrietta?" That was close enough, so they rubbed some dirt into it and sent him back in! Yours for: $2,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire rookie card!!!  Thuman Munson Charcoal Briquettes If you look close enough you can see the pinstripes (or are those pieces of bone?). Thurman may be gone, but now you can grill a steak on him and serve it on a platter shaped like his private plane (see our 2001 catalog). Don't feel guilty when you douse him with lighter fluid, you get a better burn that way. Yours for: $30,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire Rookie Card!!!  Roy Campanella's Toenails Whenever Tommy Lasorda would visit, he would bathe the big guy's feet and give him a trim. Now Tommy's short on cash, so you're the winner! Yours for: $6,500 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire Rookie Card!!!  Ty Cobb's Heart This shrivelled up organ is the same size it was when the "Georgia Peach" was beating up cripples in the bleachers in his prime. Looking into the crimson wrinkles you can almost imagine baseball's most disliked player burning in hell. Yours for: $30,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire Rookie Card!!!  Steve Howe's Arm Back in 1998, his wife went food shopping and handcuffed Steve to a fence post so he wouldn't get into trouble. Steve gnawed off his own left arm in order to visit his dealer. This is the same left arm that won Rookie of the Year in 1990!!! We pryed open his fingers and included an autographed baseball. Yours for: $2,000 and we'll throw in Steve Howe's 1990 Rookie of the Year award!!!  The Plate in Don Zimmer's Head Turns out that instead of a metal plate that penny pinching Branch Rickey had the doctors put in a plate from the after game clubhouse meal. Explains a lot actually. Yours for: $1,500 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire Rookie Card!!!  Harry Carey's Liver Keep it away from open flames and don't let the kids sniff it until they're 21. Hum "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" and it will dance around the room. Yours for: $1,500 and we'll throw in Bob Murphy's Liver at no extra charge!!!  Darryl Strawberry's Self Respect The "Straw-man" started in mediocrity and then fell, only to be picked up again by George Steinbrenner and then dropped again like an insider stock. This keepsake just echoes with shouts of "Darryl" from the inmates lining up for their turn at fresh meat. Yours for: $25,000 and we'll throw in 5,000 Daryl Strawberry rookie cards!!!  Muhammad Ali's Train of Thought Using the champ's latest EEG we've recreated what's on his mind. No track included, and the caboose comes filled with cherry Jello. Yours for: $222,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire rookie card!!!  Mike Tyson's Radio Ear Tag The National Fish and Wildlife Service uses the latest technology to keep track of Iron Mike. The last time he was put down for teeth cleaning, they replaced this tag with a newer model. Yours for: $125,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire rookie card!!!  Venus William's Penis and Ball Sack Shortly after her birth, Venus' dad cut off her external gentalia and we've got them! Yours for: $25,000 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire rookie card!!!  NHL Player's Teeth (Unsorted) A big box of unsorted teeth from the NHL. Two Lady Bing trophy winners in every box! Yours for: $750 and we'll throw in a Mark McGuire rookie card!!! This bit was stolen from the Opie and Anthony Show |
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