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Playboy's 50th Anniversary

Uncle Melon's Virtual Sploogenator

Yeah, we dragged this old warhorse out one more time... but it seemed appropriate given the occasion. Use your mouse to cyber-crank one out on centerfolds from every Playboy era. You'll find it strangely satisfying without the guilt of stuck-together pages or lost glossy sheen.

1950's
Use your mouse!
Excuse me, Ma'am, but do you like your Martinis dry,
or teeming with adolescent spermatoza?


1960's
Use your mouse!
It's the dawning of the age of Aquarius baby,
and I just dumped some groovy gravy on your face!
Peace.


1970's
Use your mouse!
Four dead in Ohio, and about four milliliters
dripping down your cleavage.
Have a nice day!


1980's
Use your mouse!
Ooops. My trickle-down economy just "Flash-danced"
all over your headband.
Game over.


1990's
Use your mouse!
What's good enough for the President is good enough
for me. And 3-mil thick, 4-color glossy photos
don't testify to Congress!


2000's
Use your mouse!
Thank you for being in the coalition of the willing...
willing to take a map of the United States of Iraq in the face!



Another Uncle Melon tribute to Playboy's 50th Anniversary
More Playboy Humor

More virtual sploogenator: Map of Hawaii - Teach Farrah Fawcett Majors Geography
Even more virtual sploogenator: Map of Korea - Veronica Lake

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