Title: There's Something About Mary's Backyard
        That Makes Me Want to Seed Her Front Lawn
Release Date: April 15, 2002

Scene 1:

The opening scene is a suburban California backyard. Taylor Hayes is wearing a tank-top and Spandex shorts that show off her incredible

s

and an amazingly well defined

The ex-con that's supposed to be the gardener watches her from the bushes. Next thing ya know, Taylor's out by the pool shaving her

And then proceeds to rinse her new

with the garden hose. Well, the gardener has seen enough and whips out his huge

She likes what she sees because she kneels down and proceeds to give an extraordinary

Now things start to get interesting. Never one to be shy about

Taylor actually starts to

that predictably turns into a

Now its Taylor's turn to receive some pleasure. She gets on her hands and knees and exposes her

The gardener lines up his

with her leather

and really goes to town. His

is bouncing all over the place. The scene ends with a little

-ing

The gardener eventually mulches Ms. Hayes with a large amount of baby

We are rewarded with a spectacular

that includes one Wilma-sized

Scene 2:

Taylor's neighbor's named Brianna, and she's busy being "frisked" by two cops. I'm sorry but she is one ugly

-er

her

and her ridiculous fake

s

look like two hippo's wrestling under a quilt. One of the officers begins to munch away on her

While the other settles in for a nice

-ing

Before long, half the precinct is

The girl is working more

s

than a wagon train. There's one in her

one in her

and one in each hand. By the time its over, Brianna not only receives a complete

from the day-shift, but get's a

from the desk sargeant.

Scene 3:

School must be over for the day because Brianna's daughter Cassidey comes home with the bus driver. The pony tailed teen is soon naked and is sportin' a cute, little

She tells him to take it easy because she's a virgin, so he starts out slowly with some

then some

and a little

She then takes charge with some spectacular

Cassidey then looks into the camera with her big blue eyes and the busdriver deposits the

on her pretty little face.

Unfortunately, I have to stop my review prematurely because while

to this scene I got my

all over the couch.

Cast:

Taylor Hayes as Taylor Hayes

Brianna Banks as Brianna

Cassidey as Cassidey