Kobe Bryant Dating Guide

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No matter how nice her tits maybe If she says no, just let them be 1

You have money and you are strong But if you don't listen, you'll be wrong
	If she says: I will not do you on the phone I will not do you in your home I will not touch your tiny schlong Just watch me dance in my pink thong I would not do you for a dollar I will not do you if you holler I would not, could not, you make me sick I would not with Bea Arthur's dick 2

But Kobe likes his girlies white And Kobe likes his girlies tight
I like to have them all alone I like to have them when I'm not not home Kobe likes to feel them up Kobe likes to feel them down Kobe likes them when they frown I like to have them use their lips I like to feel between their hips Kobe likes them every way Kobe needs one every day
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I like to do things that are heinous I like to put it in their anus
	"You're too big" I hear her say "Shut up bitch, this is my way" I ignore her tired pleading I ignore her rectal bleeding And when I'm done and don't want more Kobe shows the girl the door I clean up and sit all alone I call my wife up on the phone
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Kobe likes his rich life Kobe likes his sexy wife Kobe buys her loyalty Kobe carats, eight point three
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