IraqiBrides.com is the best source of high qualilty Iraqi Mail Order Brides on the web.
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IraqiBrides.com is proud to offer a 20% discount to all wounded US Operation Iraqi Freedom veterans. When you got home did Mary Jane Rottencrotch take one look at your mangled body and hit the road... with the zircon ring? Scroll down and join today!!!
Our membership program is designed for single men looking for mail order brides who are beautiful, significantly younger, educated, unspoiled by feminism and whose culture is one of support and respect.
Beautiful single Iraqi women are looking for romance and marriage. Meet traditional Iraqi girls who want to be your wife. If you are seeking a more feminine woman, an affectionate girl and a true love, you have found your magic carpet to happiness. We offer dating, spousal visa services, tours, correspondence and international one-on-one test drives with Iraqi ladies.
This is just a small sampling of the treasures that await you when you become a full member. All of our brides pass our exclusive 48-point quality inspection. Don't settle for just any old used bride, make your next wife a top-of-the-line IraqiBride.com previously-owned bride!
Girls 18 - 24 years old
Name: Marie Age: 18 Marie makes a very tasty felafel and is famous throughout Tikrit for her "Steaming Mustafah."
Name: Tiffany Age: 20 Tiff enjoys taking long walks thru the rubble that once was her town. Wouldn't she look precious in your town-or in that spare-room in your basement?
Name: Nicki Age: 18 Nicki used to be the hands-down favorite to win Miss IraqiBride.com, until a stray mortar made her eligible for Miss Amputee. Won't you give her a leg up on life?
Girls 25 - 34 years old
Name: Britney Age: 25 Britney enjoys doing what she's told.
Name: Lindsey Age: 27 Lindsey has a big, brown eye and knows how to part her lips to tantilize.
Name: Brandy Age: 18 Brandy, you're a fine girl, what a good wife you would be. She also enjoys moonlit strolls down to the tainted well.
Girls 35 years old and over (When the median age in the country is 15, live, older women are hard to find. You buy 'em, we don't ask questions)
Name: Unknown Non-combatant #34091 Age: 35? Shhh! Your new best girl is sleeping.
Name: Kelly Age: 35? Kelly is extremely shy and not much of a talker.
Name: Jenni Age: 36 Jenni comes in her own US-government issue 'bride bag' with a handle and retractable wheels for the IraqiBride.com girl on the go! Remember - dry clean only.
Here are two success stories typical of the hundreds of romances that began at IraqiBrides.com.
Tony and Tina will be married 18 months this fall. "The guys at the VFW Hall use cars to describe their new wives. Like a Russian girl
Winning a major award at the Lion's Club Annual Casino Night. Tony and Rashid "Tina" Gamboni are on the far right.
is kind of like a Corvette, flashy but talk about high maintenance. Czech girls are even worse, like one of them Mazzeratis or a Ferrari. Nobody I know has got one of them. I mean if you got that kind of money, you might as well spend it on high class hookers. When you buy a Filipino, its like buying a Hyundai, small, compact, easy on the wallet, but you know that in a couple of years she's gonna look like a pile of shit. Costa Ricans are like Puerto Ricans without the attitude -- besides I don't think you can legally buy a Puerto Rican yet. Car-wise, a Costa Rican is sort of like a Ford Taurus with bad teeth. Now my Tina reminds me of my old Chevy Blazer with the imitation wood paneling on the sides. I bought that car used from the guy down by the interstate. They're both roomy, comfortable...>more<
Betsy helping out at the Ancient Order of Hibernians annual pancake breakfast.
Mikey O'Donoghue of Manhattan purchased his wife 8 months ago and couldn't be happier. "I charged her on my Am Ex card so I got frequent flier miles. American women are a pain in the a**. Betsy is the best. Well, I don't know if her name is Betsy but when I say it she hides her face and ducks like a good wife should. Sure, some of the food she makes tastes like goat, and maybe it is, but her cooch is greased with Iraqi oil and she don't mind that rash on my balls. I once looked at the picture of her ex-husband she keeps in her duffle bag, and I tell you, I'm a bargain compared to that wreck. Looked like someone put a grenade up his...>more<
Potential Bride Questionnaire
IraqiBrides.com is always looking for more potential brides to add to our growing inventory. The process is easy. To start, just fill out this short questionnaire on-line and remember to include your e-mail. Or if you don't have access to a computer, visit us at one of our many offices located throughout Iraq. No lines means no casualties!
Physical Appearance
Hair
Black
Blonde
Brown
Still smoldering from napalm
In America, the only thing you may have to balance on your head is your husband's beer!
Eyes
Yes
No
Limbs
4
3
2
1
0
Marital Status
Husband dead
Husband missing
Husband imprisoned indefinitely
Husband left impotent and suicidal from his time spent in a naked man pile at Abu Ghraib
Children
All dead
Most dead
Some dead, some disfigured
Sex Appeal
In your village did you:
Win Miss Goat Herder 1987
Get voted most likely to bleat like a goat for one of the Hussein boys
Get mistaken for a goat at milking time
Have to settle for the guys that the goat turned down
Psychological Rorshach Test What do you see in these bloodstained bandages?
The prophet Jesus Christ!
The guiding light to a democratic Middle East (except for Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Dubai and important but lesser Arabic business partners allies too numerous to mention)
Colin Powell's sanitary napkin
A vile, disgusting mess that spent the Vietnam war playing tennis and drinking Mint Juleps
Political Affiliation
The U.S. soldiers that killed your husband and children are
Infidel dogs deserving death and pain, not necessarily in that order
An occupying force that with Allah's help will be repelled from your beloved country
Well-meaning liberators without a clue
Kind of cute
We Support Our Troops
Iraqi brides are the perfect choice for today's wounded Iraq War veteran. As you know, these girls have lived through some seriously hard times. When your entire family has been wiped out by a surgically precise carpet bombing, a husband with a short temper or oozing stump wounds will seem like a walk in the park.
Somewhere, over the rainbow!
Wounded American Soldier Questionaire
Stumps
0
1
2
3
4
5
Your massive head wounds have left you
with one mother of a headache
frightened and paranoid with an intense fear of towels
even more aggressive and violent than when you enlisted
a drooling lump with a monthly check from Uncle Sam
When you think about your ideal woman, do you wish she was
like "I Dream of Jeanie" but without the whining?
a trained nurse with expertise in treating bed sores?
emotionally and physically scarred with a good sense of humor?
missing her left hand so you can share a pair of mittens?
breathing?
You gladly took the "Two Surviving Kids plus a Wife Discount Package" because
you love children
their small, agile stumps are good for gardening and replacing catheters
the daughter looks like a go-er
you developed a taste for stewed Kurdish infant while guarding the summer palace
When your future wife faces Mecca and kneels to pray, will you
turn down the volume of the Gomer Pyle, USMC rerun you're watching
check out her ass
take her from behind like the Brits did in Basra
not really notice cause you're strung out on Oxycontin and Jim Beam
Potential Bride Questionnaire
We Support Our Troops
IraqiBrides.com is proud to offer a 20% discount to all wounded US Operation Iraqi Freedom veterans. When you got home did Mary Jane Rottencrotch take one look at your mangled body and hit the road... with the zircon ring? Scroll down and join today!!!
Psychological Rorshach Test