Extremist Merchandise
We don't actually have any merchandise to sell yet (its in the "business plan"), but we found things for sale from some sites you might least suspect to have stuff.
The NRA sells these darling little porcelain figurines (I am NOT joking). Notice they're perched on a pine cone or a peach(?) so you can get a clean shot.
  
Roll your mouse on the bird below to find out what good little NRA members would prefer to see.
So we don't seem too biased, I tried to find merchandise from a liberal site. The best I could do is this Planned Parenthood mug:
It's only $3. Of course they also sell some interesting books, including Defending Pornography, The Guide to Lesbian and Gay Parenting, and The Encyclopedia of Unusual Sex Practices (makes me wonder where I'm supposed to put that mug!).
I got bored sifting through the right to lifer's sites, so I assumed they have no sense of humor and wouldn't sell me shit.
Greenpeace was equally humorless and merchandise-less. How do they raise money for those big banners and orange jump suits?
Bob Jones University turned out to be a gold mine. For one thing their server was busy cuz their domain is bju.edu - yes BJ-U! Buy a hat or a duck with a sailor hat:
 
I bought the duck.
The ACLU stuff was actually pretty cool and I couldn't figure out ways to make fun of it, other than to say…a tote bag? I also sighed when I saw their "Condoms In Schools" CD (nope, not making it up). Why do they spoon feed their opponents?
One day we'll sell Uncle Melon Commemorative Plates and The International Guide to Melon Ballers, but until then try shopping at the Moral Majority or NOW sites.
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