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So you wanna write to UncleMelon

I love getting e-mail. Especially if its hate mail or people that have actually liked something on the site. If you are a member of the Loyal Order of Foreskin Defenders, please write.Your e-mails are the best.

My new e-mail address is unclemelon @ gmail.com. You have to put 'em together without the blanks but you knew that. Sorry for the inconvenience. By the way if you want to ask for a link exchange, please read the following.

So you wanna link on UncleMelon.com

I don't do the link exchange thing and there are no ads on the site. Done. Stop reading. Go away. Really, I don't care how many free sex toys you are willing to send me.

You're still here. You believe that you deserve an explanation. There are a few links on my page so why not add one more?

The external links on my site send me relatively little traffic and several send me none. The sites on my list are there for the following reasons:

I like the site and a link on my site is an easy way to get to a site I like
I owe the webmaster of the site (I'm talking about you, Mindy!)
I'm too lazy to delete the link.

You're still reading? Oh, I forgot, now comes the part about "What about when you were just starting and didn't have any traffic? Can't you help a guy out?" I'm gonna let you in on a really big secret. My site gets NO traffic. You think it gets traffic but it doesn't. It looks like it gets traffic but it doesn't.

If your site is a week old and has porn on it, its getting more traffic than my site. If its not, you're an idiot.

A link on my site would get you about 5-10 hits a day. Not exactly gonna pay for the webhosting, huh? If you want me check out your site because it is so effing funny, send me the link but you're not necessarily getting a link on my site (I'm talking about you Dave Eggers!).