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So you wanna write to UncleMelon

I love getting e-mail. Especially if its hate mail or webcam girls or people that have actually liked something on the site. I hate getting spam. I've deleting 1,000's of worm induced e-mails. I've got better things to do so I'm changing my e-mail address and you're gonna have to do a little work if you want to send me something.

Boycott Yahoo!
It turns out that Yahoo is so incredibly evil that Dick Cheney and Osama Bin Ladin could be the managing partners. I'm switching
e-mail accounts and so should you. Read the NY Times article that convinced me to get off my lazy ass.
More info at booyahoo.com.

My new e-mail address is unclemelon   @gmail.com. You have to put 'em together without the blank but you knew that. Sorry for the inconvenience. By the way if you want to ask for a link exchange, please read the following.

Uncle Melon Presents: My Linking Policy

I get a lot of link requests so I decided to post my linking policy. My linking policy is simple. I don't do the link exchange thing. Done. Stop reading. Go away.

You're still here. You believe that you deserve an explanation. There are links on my page so why not add one more?

The external links on my site send me relatively little traffic and several send me none. Only one of the sites on the list actually asked me for a link and its a pretty cool site. The sites on my list are there for the following reasons:

  1. I like the site and a link on my site is an easy way to get to a site I like
  2. I owe the webmaster of the site big time
  3. I think that someone that likes my site will probably like the link

You're still reading? Oh, I forgot, now comes the part about "What about when you were just starting and didn't have any traffic? Can't you help a guy out?" I'm gonna let you in on a really big secret. My site gets NO traffic. You think it gets traffic but it doesn't. It looks like it gets traffic but it doesn't.

If your site is a week old and has porn on it, its getting more traffic than my site. If its not, you're an idiot.

A link on my site would get you about 10-20 hits a day. Not exactly gonna pay for the webhosting, huh.

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