 How
much jizz is inside my testes?
It dribbles out slowly at first, and then unexpectantly explodes. If my aim is good, it usually ends up on an absorbant surface, where it stays until I carry it to the toilet and send it on its way. But its hard to figure out exactly how much is inside my testes. |
 One way to get a good estimate is to determine the volume of a teste and assume that the entire teste is filled with jism. We measured one of Tom's testes. His wife keeps them in a mason jar in the kitchen so it was convenient.
Tom's testes looked to be about the same size and shape as mine. It was 3 cm across and shaped roughly like a sphere. |
 We had a do some math. Brooke had a calculator so it only took 2 hours. Apparently, one of Tom's testes should contain about 4.5 jism. There were two testes in the jar, making a total of 9. We weren't sure what the units were so lets just say about 1 teaspoon. |
 But how much jism is inside my testes? It was time to get busy! Often when I am in need of a semen sample I will look at this picture of Brooke. But since Brooke was in the room, that was too embarassing. So I closed my eyes, thought of the importance of my research and Francis Bacon's feet, and fired off a load. |
What a mess. |
 Mark was not amused. He looks amused but he wasn't. |
 I quickly tried to determine the amount on the floor. |
While Mark cleaned up and measured the rest.
The results of our first attempt were too inaccurate. We would have to revisit out experimental design and make adjustments to increase our recovery rate. |
 I came up with the great idea of attaching a 13-gallon trash bag to my penis. |
 It was time for me to get back to work. Sometimes, when I'm feeling nautical, I'll use this picture of Summer to relieve tension. Thankfully, Summer wasn't in the room so thats what I did. |
 The trashbag worked great. All of my jism was collected in the bag. Brooke thought that the faces that I made while rubbing one out were really funny. Turns out there was about a teaspoon of jism in the bag. Our original hypothesis was correct. Brooke and Mark took long showers, separately. And I took a nap.
 Next Week: Davis Park Library Prank
Sometimes you find the perfect place for a prank. Find out how I dissed the Dewey Decimal System right under the nose of Willie the security guard. How long before those confused librarians figure this one out? |
