UncleMelon.com was created by Circus After Dark Productions Inc. First conceived at the 1977 post-production party for the movie Circus After Dark, Uncle Melon is the result of thousands of person-hours of work, millions of investments, extensive market research, and a boat load of lies.|
The goal of UncleMelon.com is to inspire and educate today's youth. Actually, we have no goal other than to feed our own pathetic egos by laughing inanely at our own stupid jokes and making believe others will too. One day we might actually review the site statistics and determine that in fact we are the only people visiting.
Until then, enjoy!
Frequently Asked Questions
(in order of frequency)
Are you Irish?
Is there really an Uncle Melon?
Who is really behind UncleMelon.com?
Circus After Dark Productions Inc., a multinational entertainment giant coming to a mall near you.
Did you name the site UncleMelon.com because your last name is Melonosky?
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Do you sell melons?
What is your business plan?
To get people to stop reading the FAQ's and start laughing at our lame content. While they are laughing, we rob them blind. This is also the IRS business plan.